3 years agothis is my best dumbest video ever. it has maybe my finest awful production. i am so (un)proud in like the greatest way.
am i couch dancing also- wtf
molly wrote this„,(shes a tumblr person)
3 years agoMOLLY WROTE……
“Ryan Adams has a blog. It is moderately boring, but I still enjoy reading it. Is he a genius whose humor is beyond my intellectual ability? Or is he a drugged-out weirdo? I’m serious, here. I don’t really know anything about him except that he looks like he would taste bad, he has the same bed spread I have, and he did heroin for a year while writing “Cold Roses” & getting over his ex-gf. Or something like that. That’s okay, I would still date him so he could sing about how he wants to taste my mouth and push me up against the wall behind the subway station”
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you make mer sound so charming and yummy. why not add a trash can over my head and some aged-expired flounder smells too.
ha. seriously. if you think you find me boring, i find me way way fucking beyond any kind of boring you could think up
but there is no subway station
large enough
to imagine what a kiss might be if it were as many tiny lights
as every dying star above
for its impossibilty
or
“no”
“REVERSE” A Play-Blog by Ryan
3 years agowelcome to my internet play. this is a one-act and brief. tonights cast features;
Ryan Adams as (himself)
Albert Einstein as (Albert Einstein in another dimension or from his own relative time/space which may mean he is still alive at a different ration than this speed of my life or yours, which may or may not be more in sync)
The Scenes are Numbered and must be read bottom to top in order to follow.
enjoy.
thank you. and we know you have a choice when traveling and we appreciate you using INTERSTELLAR CARDINAL BLOGGING for your head-trips. Come back and see us anytime.
Captain Lazie’r Du Mouf
CARDINAL SPACEWAYS
3 years agoFINAL CLOSING SCENE- roll credits….
(Albert re-dials from GENUIS OTHERWORLD (long distance, though relative”
RINNNNNGGGGGGG……….RINGGGGGGGGGGG………..(no answer)……………
“x=4. b 67.67 k over 11ty…..” RIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGGG “……that asshole…..”
3 years agoSCENE 4 (event horizon)
what a bum out……..fuck…..well, i know you read my blog Albert, so fuck that. i mean, your not my boss- you can’t tell me what to do.
but you are right…..but fuck man…..ugh…..you look healthy by the way, they’re takin care of you up there……
did you say x-men? where’s my STRESS tea- (it’s awful btw)
3 years agoSCENE THREE
ALBERT “oh, did you get that nonya i sent you”
me; “wha?”
ALBERT; “nonya business is why i fly on dragons….listen, dirt-bag, fucking just and get it over with. also bring that biography on me (even if it is maybe not great)….”
me; “I can’t I left t at ( )’s home…..
ALBERT; “whatever, just pack and then like, bring some comics, youre like two weeks behind anyway on your titles….”
me;”ok fuckface….i love you”
ALBERT; “whatever crazy-pants, just do it”
…..click!!!
